Stop looking at my Nikes bitch

First off Barcelona is awsome. We've been having a great time and it seems the good times are gonna keep on rolling. We def miss IU and these bars are tight but non will ever compare to Sports. Jk. Anyways the first topic I guess i'll cover is Ryan's lack of appreciation for nearly everything that is not american.
For those of you that do not no Ryan Pritkin it is becoming even more clear that he is the epitomy of an obnoxious, elitist american who cares nothing for other cultures and misses america more than i could possibly explain. I will now inform you of the food that he ate today

Breakfast-Nothing
Lunch-Water. Two Rolls of bread and one bight of steak which he then spat out in his plate
Dinner- A plate of french fries. The eqivalent of a roll of bread, and a few bites of some patatoe dish wish he obviously didn't like. ( oh and a half liter of beer)
Late Night- a three day old sandwich that my mom made him pack before we left for the airport (thanks mom)

Pritkin (who has been quoted saying "i entirely dissagree with everything that is not american") is only rivaled by Cohen who will do whatever it takes to misspronounce Spanish words, be very loud and obnoxious (as usual) and give a southern accent when speaking any spanish at all.

Miller is probably the most docile of us all. He is very complacent with doing whatever we tell him and practically takes shit from all three of us 24 hours a day 7 days a week, on topics ranging from his hot sister, his tollerance (of lack there of) of alchohol, his read hair (which we know he cannot help but its fun anyway) and anything else that we can think of at the time; usually having something to do with the fact that his luggage got lost haha.

As for me... im the man, but you knew that.

Things that are on my mind/ questions that have been bugging me since we got here.
-Why do all spanish people stare at my shoes, then at my face, then back at my shoes?
-why do spanish people do everything so much later?
-Why is the euro worth 1 and a half times the amount of a the dollar but is made in all different sizes, colors and looks and feels like monopoly money?
-Why do spanish people hate americans so much?
-Why are there so many club promoters named Kike?
-Why is the metro system absolutely retarded and requires you to wait a week before gettting the tickets you need?
-Why don't Spanish people understand the concept of a pregame
-Why do Spanish people yell at us when we're raging in the hotel at 5 in the morning? Dont they understand we're american and dont care about their needs?
-Why does eveyone have a lisp
-Why are the clubs open til 6 but no one understands that opening up a late night restaurant outside of a club full of hungry, drunkin americans could make a lot of money?
And Finally
-Why in gods name do they not allow us to bring alchohol into the hotel but the mini fridge has nothing but alchohol inside?

Until Next time This is Pritkin, Cohen, and mostly Rapchik signing out
Go Fuck Yourself Barcelona