So I know that I just posted a blog yesterday but there’s something that I forgot to put in it. We went to this marketplace yesterday called the Bouqeria, or something like that. Anyways they had literally everything. Meat, cheese, fish, chocolate, fruit, everything. We stopped by this one place that looked like it had some really good smoothies. Pritkin, Cohen and Miller bought some and tried them. I asked how they were and they said I should definitely get one. So I did. I picked out the one that looked the best, picked it up and paid the women. Right as I was about to sip it the cap slipped off. No big deal right? I just took the cap, which didn’t fall off or anything just got unclipped, and put it back on. Well while putting it back on, because of the fact that I am an insanely strong American and these plastic Spanish cups seem to be made out of paper, I crushed the cup completely and strawberry/banana smoothie exploded from my hands. I was covered!!! All over my shirt, sweatshirt, pants, shoes, as well as millers pants and shoes. Also I was wearing Pitkin’s shirt so needless to say he was pissed; however still couldn’t stop laughing. The venders around me bust into laughing. Pointing and laughing at the stupid American that just showered himself in smoothie. The woman at the stand was laughing so hard she didn’t even want to give me a napkin, only trying to add to my misery. I had to walk around the rest of the day with smoothie on my clothes and sticky hands. Easily one of the most embarrassing moment of my life.
Go fuck yourself Bouqeria… and the women at the smoothie stand
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